General Loot Co.

Loot Chest Simulator

One chest. A questionable loot table. Tap it, ride the shake, and see what the algorithm of fate coughs up.

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Legendary1% chance0 won
Rare14% chance0 won
Common50% chance0 won
Trash35% chance0 won

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Loot Codex

Every possible drop in the table, sorted by tier and drop rate

Legendary

1% drop rate
  • The Golden Crown of CaryForged from one (1) regional sales target that was actually hit. Wearers report a faint smell of victory and printer toner.
  • The Immortal Chaos ChaoIt has seen the heat death of three save files and refuses to be deleted. Pet it. It dares you.

Rare

14% drop rate
  • A Mint-Condition 1993 Trading CardStill in the sleeve. The corners are perfect. The player on it retired before you were born.
  • A Functional Mechanical Keyboard SpacebarJust the spacebar. Tactile, satisfying, and completely useless without the other 103 keys.

Common

50% drop rate
  • A Slightly Damp Athletic SockProvenance unknown. Dampness confirmed. You have decided not to investigate further.
  • A Half-Eaten Pocket SandwichSomeone's lunch from a meeting that ran long. The bite marks are not yours. You hope.

Trash

35% drop rate
  • A Literal Single Shiny PennyOne cent. Heads up, so technically lucky. It will not improve your situation.
  • An Expired Coupon for Running Shoes15% off, valid through a month that has already happened. The shoes have also been discontinued.